So anyways, my deodorant purchase. I really like this deodorant. I often smell my armpits when I'm sitting at my desk in the library and even sometimes while on my bike waiting for a green light. I had a chance to really use my deodorant yesterday during the Great Aloha Run, which leads to another story.
I was doing the Great Aloha Run (an 8 mile run for cancer I think, or maybe it was TBA), and right after starting I heard this mother speaking to her son who was running behind my little group. She said, "just follow the big guy the whole way." I thought, oh man, I don't think this kid will be able to follow me for 8 miles. To my humble surprise he stayed behind me! His little legs were sprinting the whole 8 miles! And this is the more impressive part of the story. When there was a little under a mile left, he started sprinting! His mom asked me to follow him and keep him in my sight. So I ended up sprinting after him and we sprinted side by side the whole way right across the finish line! I almost threw up, but the kid was so happy! He was just smiling and jumping up and down giving me high fives while I tried not to puke all over him.
By the way, I didn't puke. I actually chowed down 3 packs of donuts, 4 bananas, and 5 energy bars at the free food station several minutes after finishing. I gotta get my money's worth.

4 comments:
I'm glad to hear you didn't puke all over the kid and second I can't wait to smell your "power" deodorant when we come out to the islands.
Oh my goodness! I almost laughed out loud (aka lol) in lecture as I was reading this. This is so funny Stephen.
My favourite deodorant is Old Spice. I like getting the classic smell, ORIGINAL formula. But this odorless one sounds interesting.
is the TBA for tuberculosis or were you running for unidentified charity events?
Stephen!! Oh how I've missed you. This had me in stitches. Umm I love the part about The Odor Industry conversation. Enorme quoi! J'ai trop kiffé. And about the moments of sniffing the armpit. Love it. serious. Thank you.
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