Monday, December 1, 2008

Apples to Apples = I'd rather be waterboarded


Does anyone else cringe when someone says, "Let's play Apples to Apples," and then other people chime in, "I LOVE Apples to Apples!" I hay hay hate Apples to Apples!!! This game blows apple-y chunks all over the place! There is nothing funny about Apples to Apples. I can't even force a fake laugh when someone puts the card 'ham sandwich' down for 'furry.' Am I alone here?

6 comments:

rich said...

I just love their tagline. I can imagine them in a room thinking:

...Now, we need something that expresses how much fun this exactly is... I GOT IT! How about "The Game of Hilarious Comparisons"? Then we put an exclamation point to REALLY drive it home.

tara said...

Well I don't love the game but I certainly don't hay hay hate it as much as you.

b said...

Don't listen to her. It really is the most awful game ever. And why do my married friends always think it will be so fun for me to get a date and play Apples with them??? Puke.

Marge Bjork said...

this is the most vehement I've ever heard you be, hay hay hater.

Stephen said...

I feel bad everyone, I don't want to be a hater. If you like Apples to Apples that's cool, and if you don't that's cool too. I love you all. Aw man, I feel like I should delete this post. Anyways, Brandon, I know right? I had to play this game on a double, no it was a triple date and it lasted 2 (TWO) hours!! And it was a blind date!! I got myself into that one though.

Morgan said...

I am with you Stephen, there is only one thing i could think of worse than apple to apples and that is playing apples to apples mixed with a game of spoons, oh sorry i wasn't supposed to tell you what next weeks super cool fhe activity was going to be....sorry