Not only that... the whole office was decked out. Pop art every where. Pure whiteness and modern furniture. There were iMacs at the front desk. According to Lisha, it is like they plugged my iPod into the speaker system and pressed play for all there patients.
Did I go into the wrong profession?
The only thing I hear while I'm writing SOAP (subjective. objective. assessment. plan.) notes is the CNA talking in a loud voice to old Mr. Jones (name has been changed for HIPAA), "DID YOU PASS STOOL TODAY... WAS IT LOOSE... WE NEED TO GET A SAMPLE".
And yet... we have this huge advantage over dentists. You know what I'm talking about ladies:
I saw McDreamy and I knew what I wanted to do with my life:
a) constant 5 o'clock shadow (check)
b) live in Seattle (check)
c) yell "Get out of my OR!" (probably will never get to do this because surgery is boring... seriously, if I have to stare at another jejunum for 3 hours...)
d) have a nervous breakdown after a failed clinical trial where I kill dozens of patients (I can only dream)
e) yell at someone named "Karev" (if only people actually had this ridiculous name)
f) get married on a sticky note (already did this... on the sticky note of eternity!)
g) win a malpractice suit against someone who will eventually come back to the hospital to shoot me... and then a resident (preferably Asian female) will save my life by carefully removing a bullet that is just touching my ascending Aorta...
A man can only dream. Except compared to dentists: I am one step closer to living that dream.
4 comments:
You forgot about your anorexic sticky note wife who drinks tequila like a fish, is just as smart as you, let's her asian girlfriend share your bed.
Alllllmost check.
1: Lisha went to the dentist.
2: Wildly too hip dentists? Whoa.
3: sticky note of eternity.
4: I could make a TV show about pediatricians! It would be like Desperate Housewives meets Grey's Anatomy meets Kids Say the Darndest Things.
Don't dentists have the highest rate of putting that bullet next to their aorta themselves? Just saying.
Emma--don't forget about me when casting your sitcom.
Going to the dentist may be a great experience or it can be a very traumatic experience too. Nowadays, dentist offices have become more innovated and modernized so that the patients will not be afraid of going to them. But there are some dentist offices that is so simple and yet, they offer such better dental services. Just like my dentists in Aiken, SC that is very good in doing dental procedures on their patients.
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